We hope that you had a safe voyage so far as we bid a special welcome to all travellers who have just gotten aboard today’s train towards absolute fucking balderdash.
We ask you to keep your clothing firmly in place, your seatbelts wherever the fuck you like them and your cigarettes in your pockets.
This is a no-no-nonsense-train, which requires you to keep all your seriousness in your imagination as it is strictly forbidden to unpack for all the time of your journey.
We thank you for your attention and wish you a safe clicking through this mess.
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NEW! Interests Galore
A place to publish informational, funny, sometimes serious but always longer and more substantial texts, or rather: essays. All featuring my favourite levels of interest! Also, less serious than the
Private projects, usually somewhat-scientific in nature. Examples given: "How long is a bear head supposed to exist" and "Rock-Paper-Scissors-Automatisations". (Jugend Forscht Projekte sind ebenfalls hier anzutreffen.)
Uhm, not to put it all on a too-high of a pedestral, but creativity is so fundamentally ingrained in our brains...unbelievable. If you know what Verner's Law is, I am in love with you.
To give you a fair warning...I make bad dad-jokes that have most people rolling their eyes at me. Spelling and grammar are also things that will be wonky here, since English isn't my first language. Hope this doesn't steer you away though!