Welcome to... the most irregularly updating Talk-and-Quiz-Show on this website!

Informational Talks, Syllabuses, Funny Pictures and Creative Writing

Good morning, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between;

We hope that you had a safe voyage so far as we bid a special welcome to all travellers who have just gotten aboard today’s train towards absolute fucking balderdash.

We ask you to keep your clothing firmly in place, your seatbelts wherever the fuck you like them and your cigarettes in your pockets.

This is a no-no-nonsense-train, which requires you to keep all your seriousness in your imagination as it is strictly forbidden to unpack for all the time of your journey.

We thank you for your attention and wish you a safe clicking through this mess.

Over and out!

🖝 Everything on this page is under construction until further notice, 🖜
🖝 Please be patient, thank you ^^ 🖜

Paintings, Drawings, etc...

In general: Art! I love being a bit raw with the medium; whether that be animations or videos or a bit stereotypical collages (; Subpages with potentially triggering content are labled accordingly. Not alt-texted completely yet.

Interests Galore

A place to publish informational, funny, sometimes serious but always longer and more substantial texts, or rather: essays. All featuring my favourite levels of interest! Also, less serious than the Projects tab.

NEW! Projects and Inquiries

Private projects, usually somewhat-scientific in nature. Examples given: "How long is a bear head supposed to exist" and "Rock-Paper-Scissors-Automatisations". (Jugend Forscht Projekte sind ebenfalls hier anzutreffen.)

Literature and Analyses

Oh, literarure, my literature!
Uhm, not to put it all on a too-high of a pedestral, but creativity is so fundamentally ingrained in our brains...unbelievable. If you know what Verner's Law is, I am in love with you.

Adventsgeschichte 2023

Leider etwas später online als geplant - Den Schafen an die Wolle ist eine Kurzgeschichte, die die Bedeutung des Schafes im christlichen Glauben auffächert und hoffentlich sinnlich auf die Adventszeit vorbereitet! Content Note: Enthält Erwähnungen des Todes von Tieren und religiöse Metaphern.

To give you a fair warning...

I make bad dad-jokes that have most people rolling their eyes at me. Spelling and grammar are also things that will be wonky here, since English isn't my first language. Hope this doesn't steer you away though!

In the Interest of Accessibility...

This website will have all images captioned accordingly... eventually (I apologise in the meantime). If you are having trouble reading text because of spacing, colour contrast, the font, etc. please do message me and I'll see what I can do. No flashing backgrounds or other imagery as far as I can avoid it. Other people's buttons, however, lay beyond my juristriction.

Button saying: "Anything But Chrome". The Chrome logo is crossed out. Button. On the left: A fist holding a wrench. On the right: white text on light blue ground saying: "I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO REPAIR" Button. A rotating blue ribbon next to the writing: <q>Free Speech Forever!</q>. Button. A surgical mask. "Wear a mask, NOW!". Button. A black button. White writing: "I Hate Macintosh". Next to it the rainbow apple logo. Button. Writings scrolls down: "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOURE READING A PAGE - This content is for subscribers only (: PAYWALLS GATEKEEP KNOWLEDGE" Button. The flag of Palestine. It reads: "Stand with Palestine"