Good morning, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between;
We hope that you had a safe voyage so far as we bid a special welcome to all travellers who have just gotten aboard today’s train towards absolute fucking balderdash.
We ask you to keep your clothing firmly in place, your seatbelts wherever the fuck you like them and your cigarettes in your pockets.
This is a no-no-nonsense-train, which requires you to keep all your seriousness in your imagination as it is strictly forbidden to unpack for all the time of your journey.
We thank you for your attention and wish you a safe clicking through this mess.
Over and out!
